Fast Food T-Shirt

Posted on 06. Mar, 2008 by in Shirt.Woot

Fast Food

The Fast Food T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: Jan Kallwejt, representin’ for the nation of Poland. Call him the Pope of T-Shirts if you like. Even though you’d probably be the only one. He’s previously brought us Cassette Taps!

Price: $10.00

Condition: Supersized

Product: American Apparel – 1 Black Woot Tee

Description: The Hot Side Hot And The Dead Side Dead

Wear this shirt: if you were a Vietnam vet who saw your family killed by cheeseburgers and now you stalk them in a one-man war against the forces of poor nutrition, taking no prisoners and showing no mercy. Word of advice, keep the movie rights.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the sort of person with the sort of diet that would make a zombie goat say “Dude, how can you eat like that?” Just go back to guzzling your bacon and ranch smoothie and watching those Xena reruns. Maybe one day we’ll meet in Heaven.

This shirt tells the world: a cascading series of very different things, depending on what size you’re wearing.

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