1st place in Derby #96: Dance, theinfinityloop with 1453 votes!
The 1st place in Derby #96: Dance, theinfinityloop with 1453 votes! T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.
Condition: Not A Drop To Drink
Product: American Apparel – 1 Asphalt Woot Tee
Description: “Ginger?” “Yes, Fred?” “Why are those little slugs cheering us on?” “They’re not slugs, Fred. They’re crabs.” “Like the Macra?” “I don’t know what those are, Fred.” “That’s because you’re a woman.” “You say that like it’s a bad thing.” “Say, I think that crab can see up your skirt.” “It’s all right, Fred. There’s nothing to see. I’m made of translucent raindrops.” “Even still, I should give him a piece of my mind.” “Oh, Fred. It’s the 21st Century! Don’t be such a drip.” Wear this shirt: to show you don’t mind a little outdoor fun. What are you, made of sugar? Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re actually made of sugar. Also, maybe call a few research scientists because they’re gonna want to talk to your parents about getting some of their DNA on file. This shirt tells the world: “I’m only happy when itâ€¦ what do you mean, been done?” We call this color: Asphalt Always Looks Better After It Rains
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