2nd place in Derby #96: Dance, with 934 votes!
The 2nd place in Derby #96: Dance, with 934 votes! T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.
Condition: Rocked & Socked
Product: American Apparel – 1 Asphalt Woot Tee
Description: Maybe I shouldn’t have gotten violent with the meatbag. But enough is enough. Oh yeah, everybody thinks the robot is hilarious â€“ except those of us who actually have to live as robots. If you could only move your arms and legs in stiff, right-angled jerks, you wouldn’t have much tolerance for some doofus in a sweatsuit and goggles imitating you, either. I mean, come on: would you do the Watusi in front of an actual Watusi? Wear this shirt: backwards to be at the cutting edge of urban fashion circa 1989. Don’t wear this shirt: while you’re breaking. Nobody would be able to get a good look at it. And that would be a waste. This shirt tells the world: “You think that’s scary? You should’ve seen the monstrosity that attacked me while I was doing the worm.” We call this color: Asphalt Boogaloo.
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