What will it be? What WILL it be?
Condition: HEY JERKFACE BUY THREE
Product: American Apparel – 1 Random Woot Tee
Description: Those of you who have been here since the beginning probably already knew it was coming. Those of you who are new, this is your chance to pretend you’ve been here longer. Because when you’re wearing a shirt like Fat Unicorn or The Cake Is A Liar, or Bear Hug, everyone will think you’ve been here for ages. Ages! But what if you get the more recent Cthulu BBQ or Some BBQ or the BBQless Spicy Italian Meatball? Or maybe if you were to instead get the excitingly torturous PAINata or the always adorable Quick Brown Fox? Well, then you can just do what everyone else does and tell us we suck and we’re ruining your life and then you can run into your room and slam the door behind you. Really. We don’t mind. We never wanted to be loved anyway. Wear this shirt: proudly, if you’re hoping to get something like Gonna Make You Lunch or Night Owl. Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re worried that the laws of chance might deliver unto you a Forget Chopsticks or a Panda Loves Ballet. We know your kind, panda hater. You’ll be first against the wall in the bamboo riots, you wait and see. This shirt tells the world: “I’m going to be a surprise!” We call this color: CMYKF5. Overnight orders will ship by Monday 11-30-09 for delivery Tuesday 12-1-09. All SmartPost orders will be shipped by Tuesday 12-1-09.
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