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2nd place in Derby #132: Heart, with 845 votes! T-Shirt

Posted on 06. Feb, 2010 by T-Shirt Guru in Shirt.Woot

2nd place in Derby #132: Heart, with 845 votes!

The 2nd place in Derby #132: Heart, with 845 votes! T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: patrickspens

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Condition: Extraordinarily Gentle

Product: American Apparel - 1 Black Woot Tee

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Description: OK, Mr. Tinman, let’s open you up and take a look. Aw yeah, what you got here is, you got the auxiliary intake valve clogged with all kindsa gunk here. That’s probably why you’ve been so short of breath lately. Dizzy spells, you said? Yeah, that’d explain it. If that was the main intake, you’d be scrap metal by now. But don’t worry, you’ll be feeling emotions again in no time. Just lemme… all right… there you go, you should be all set. You know, you’re lucky to have good friends telling you to come get this checked out. Most of the sparrows I know can’t even talk. Wear this shirt: to show the surgeons where to put the transplant. Don’t wear this shirt: with your iron top hat, your diesel armor bodice, your welder’s goggles, and your WWI British infantryman’s boots. T-shirts aren’t period enough. This shirt tells the world: “Good night, Barney Clark, wherever you are.” We call this color: Heart A-black.

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