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I get these stupid legs. T-Shirt

Posted on 23. Feb, 2010 by T-Shirt Guru in Shirt.Woot

I get these stupid legs.

The I get these stupid legs. T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: ilovedoodle

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Condition: filtered

Product: American Apparel - 1 Heather Gray Woot Tee

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Description: I’m tellin’ you, Gary, we have lost the genetic lottery. No fangs, no heat-sensing pits, no sonar. Even our method of locomotion is boring! I want a means of conveyance that involves gliding or riding along currents that propel me. I want to wheel around in the sky. I want to explode from the inky depths into the blinding light before crashing back into the sea! But no. I have these two stupid legs and I walk around everywhere like a jerk. I’ll never soar above the cliffs. I’ll never glide silently through the black-as-midnight deep. I’ll just sit on the couch and eat Funyuns. Sometimes I feel like the world is out to get me, Gary. Oh, right, like I’m gonna swim with these stupid arms! Wear this shirt: To the beach. Maybe the sea creatures will take a choreographic hint. Don’t wear this shirt: In the desert. This shirt tells the world: “Who says nature has to be cruel?” We call this color: Heather Gray Whale

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