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3rd place in Derby #135: Faster, Higher, Stronger, with 780 votes! T-Shirt

Posted on 28. Feb, 2010 by T-Shirt Guru in Shirt.Woot

3rd place in Derby #135: Faster, Higher, Stronger, with 780 votes!

The 3rd place in Derby #135: Faster, Higher, Stronger, with 780 votes! T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: ramyb

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Condition: Fast?

Product: American Apparel - 1 Black Woot Tee

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Description: Some people say that turtles just aren’t meant to go fast. That moving slow is an essential part of what it means to be a turtle. When we use speed-enhancing equipment, they say, we deny our essential turtlehood. Forcing our unique turtle-selves into someone else’s paradigm is a recipe for cultural genocide and only helps those who wish to obliterate our distinctive turtle identities, the argument goes. You know what I say to that? VRRRRROOOOOOOOM! Wear this shirt: several sizes too small, to aerodynamically streamline your body. Don’t wear this shirt: at speeds above 17,500 mph. The friction will burn it up. And you. This shirt tells the world: “I don’t care if that rabbit takes a nap or not.” We call this color: 3… 2… 1… Black-Off.

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