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We Exist Because He Exists T-Shirt

Posted on 26. Aug, 2010 by T-Shirt Guru in Shirt.Woot

We Exist Because He Exists

The We Exist Because He Exists T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: 826 Boston

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Condition: cryptic

Product: American Apparel - 1 White Woot Tee

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Description: The Bigfoot doesn’t have a time card. Bigfoot never had to sit through a four-hour standards compliance training course. Bigfoot doesn’t have to wear an ID card on a lanyard like tagged livestock. Bigfoot doesn’t have to watch his carbs, or cut out trans-fats, or request his meal be prepared with no MSG. Bigfoot runs all the time, but never, ever, ever on a treadmill. When Bigfoot runs, he goes someplace. The Bigfoot was never diagnosed with attention deficit disorder. Bigfoot doesn’t have food allergies. Bigfoot never went to a therapist. No one ever put Bigfoot in a special needs class. No, but Bigfoot is in a special class. The class of truly free beasts, of which there is only one. Wear this shirt: while thinking and sketching in preparation for the upcoming Derby, about which sshh, we’ve said too much already. Don’t wear this shirt: in Bigfoot’s direct line of sight, lest he mistake you for a territorial rival, and fight you. Or maybe worse, a prospective mate, and breed you. Unless you’re into that. To each his own, that’s our motto. This shirt tells the world: “You know what they say about hominids with big feet? They don’t exist!” We call this color: SasqWhite

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