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3rd place in Derby #161:Double-Take Derby 10, with 822 votes! T-Shirt

Posted on 29. Aug, 2010 by T-Shirt Guru in Shirt.Woot

3rd place in Derby #161:Double-Take Derby 10, with 822 votes!

The 3rd place in Derby #161:Double-Take Derby 10, with 822 votes! T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: BootsBoots

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Condition: sickening

Product: American Apparel - 1 Black Woot Tee

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Description: Well, Mr. Roberts, I have good news and bad news. The bad news? You’ve definitely got the Herp. The good news? It is, without a doubt, the cutest case I have ever seen EVAR!!! It’s so adorable that we may have to change the name to the “Huggy Squeezy Virus”! Seriously, I have never wanted to cuddle with a blistering sore so much in my entire life. Now don’t get upset. This happens to a lot of folks. I’m going to prescribe a cream and a daily suppressant for you to keep the scorching power of ADORABLE from making your loins too uncomfortable. Also, on a more personal note, you might consider alerting any partners you’ve had in the last year about your cuddly-wuddly condition. My guess is you picked this up from an anthropomorphic rainbow, animal, or food item that may not know they’re carrying the virus. Wear this shirt: on your first day at medical school. Don’t wear this shirt: on your first day at the hand sanitizer factory. This shirt tells the world: “I’m crawling with sickness! HUG ME!” We call this color: The Bouncy Black Plague

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