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You heard him, slow ahead! T-Shirt

Posted on 30. Aug, 2010 by T-Shirt Guru in Shirt.Woot

You heard him, slow ahead!

The You heard him, slow ahead! T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: DianaSprinkle

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Condition: macropredatory

Product: American Apparel - 1 Baby Blue Woot Tee

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Description: Slow ahead…I can go slow ahead! Why don’t you come down here and shovel some of this slop? This stuff looks like a Hello Kitty Hindenburg and it smells like cupcakes and smiles. I’m tellin’ you- Woah. You’re gonna need a cuter boat. “Shut off that engine!” “That’s a 20-footer!” “25. Three tons of ‘dorbs.” You’re gonna need a cuter boat, right? Wear this shirt: If you’re the painfully-introverted type looking for some help making friends. Don’t wear this shirt: In the water at dusk and dawn. That’s when sharks feed, and sharks find ironic death to be the most delicious prey of all. This shirt tells the world: “Odds are like 80/20 that I have multiple Sanrio wall clings in my room.” We call this color: 18,000 pound Baby Blue Bite Force

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