Mustard T-Shirt

Posted on 20. Mar, 2013 by in Mental Floss

The Mustard T-Shirt is now offered at

Price: $24.99

Description: Colonel Mustard If looks could kill, this shirt would be the equivalent of a candlestick over the head in the conservatory. But, come to think of it, who really has a conservatory in their house these days? I mean, really. To put it in more modern terms, this shirt is like… a wireless keyboard over the head in your computer room. Either way, when you wear this shirt’s appetizing bright yellow hue, people will always suspect you… of looking fashionable. Color: Prairie Dust mental_floss logo on the back Thanks to Ethan D. from Brooklyn, NY, for submitting the slogan for this shirt. He gets $125, a free shirt, and eternal “I designed a mental_floss t-shirt!” bragging rights. If you have a funny t-shirt slogan, you can submit it here

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