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Nanonauts T-Shirt

Nov.21, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

Nanonauts

The Nanonauts T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: tgentry. Are you on staff now, dude? It seems like we type your name every week. The paint is wearing off our “t” key.

Price: $10.00

Condition: Informative

Product: American Apparel - 1 Navy Woot Tee

Description: Kawaiirus

Wear this shirt: when you rent “Gattaca”.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the sort of person who only cares about the big picture.

This shirt tells the world: “Everything you need to create a new shirt is contained in a single thread.”

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Snowman T-Shirt

Nov.20, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

Snowman

The Snowman T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: riffmaster18, who is aware that in ladies sizes, the wearer will be cold busted. Maybe in some of the men’s sizes as well. That reminds us, we’ve really been meaning to hit the gym.

Price: $10.00

Condition: Snow Wai

Product: American Apparel - 1 White Woot Tee

Description: Chillin’

Wear this shirt: to go see a screening of Cool As Ice at the local theater. After which you will be able to tell the ladies to drop that zero and get with a below-zero hero.

Don’t wear this shirt: around a guy wearing a shirt with a little scorpion on it. Because then you’ll have to get over there. And it will probably be messy.

This shirt tells the world: “There must have been some magic in that shirt-sized package they found.”

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Let The Cookie Win T-Shirt

Nov.19, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

Let The Cookie Win

The Let The Cookie Win T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: twallis, who knows that the milk in the glass was the cousin of the butter that went into the cookies even though they never actually met except for once in the grocery bag but that was from the Marvel comic so it probably doesn’t count.

Price: $10.00

Condition: Plated

Product: American Apparel - 1 Brown Woot Tee

Description: It Had Walnuts But We Remastered It

Wear this shirt: to a Kurosawa film festival. Yeah, we’re rubber, you’re glue, pal. You ain’t no paladin either.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you work at a ranch. Bunny, dressing, Dorito Cool, we don’t care. Just wear a different shirt to work. We’ll all be happier.

This shirt tells the world: “If you eat one fresh from the oven remember not to ruin it for the people waiting for them to cool by posting spoilers on the Internet.”

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OMG T-Shirt

Nov.17, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

OMG

The OMG T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: Zenne. First there is a credit, then there is no credit, then there is. Now go wax my car.

Price: $10.00

Condition: If You Leave

Product: American Apparel - 1 Black Woot Tee

Description: Barb, The Boys Are Ruining Thanksgiving Again

Wear this shirt: when you’ve had just about enough crap from your stupid older brother, thanks very much.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the quiet brother that everyone forgets about, even though you’ve got connections with everyone that’s ever lived. Literally, everyone that’s ever lived. You could introduce Hitler to Gandhi but would that get you some goth chick? No, these days they’re off reading Neil Gaiman and wearing ankhs. Rhea was right, you should have been an accountant.

This shirt tells the world: something about Ovaltine and goats, unless they’ve changed the filter again.

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The Night Shift T-Shirt

Nov.16, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

The Night Shift

The The Night Shift T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: Derby contestant rglee129, whose username sort of sounds like “ugly 129″, but who probably looks just fine.

Price: $10.00

Condition: Circadian

Product: American Apparel - 1 Navy Woot Tee

Description: A Long Shift Change Into Night

Wear this shirt: when you’re at your second job. Get it? Because you’ll be moonlighting! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha! Ha. Heh. Sorry.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re just going to ask nitpicky questions like “What time zone is that clock set to?” or “Wouldn’t that hat be instantly incinerated?”

This shirt tells the world: “No, that’s not Mac Tonight, but I think they might be related.”

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Sudden Death T-Shirt

Nov.15, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

Sudden Death

The Sudden Death T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: fablefire, and previously believed to be extinct. But intrepid Double-Take Derby voters brought it back to life.

Price: $10.00

Condition: Swinging

Product: American Apparel - 1 Brown Woot Tee

Description: Caseysaur At the Bat

Wear this shirt: if you think the incineration and suffocation of thousands of magnificent reptiles is somehow funny. You sick, sick individual.

Don’t wear this shirt: back in time to the Mesozoic era. Giving them a hint like this could unimaginably alter the course of history.

This shirt tells the world: “Root, root, root for the home team – if they don’t survive it’s a shame.”

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Hey, wait up…you are my best friend T-Shirt

Nov.14, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

Hey, wait up…you are my best friend

The Hey, wait up…you are my best friend T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: that’s irrelevant. No, not the state of being where the information is not relevant to the decision being made, the designer’s name is Irrelevant. We secretly hope with a first name of “Jermaine”.

Price: $10.00

Condition: Wistful

Product: American Apparel - 1 Black Woot Tee

Description: Vogliatemi Bene

Wear this shirt: because you’re in the last frames of your own personal Breakfast Club and you want the moment to last as long as possible.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a tie-dye party. Not really a point in even going if this is all you’re planning to bring.

This shirt tells the world: “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was always meant to be yours. And if it doesn’t, post the pictures all over the internet and make a lot of threats about how you will ruin its life.”

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Cupcakeosaur T-Shirt

Nov.13, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

Cupcakeosaur

The Cupcakeosaur T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: Annette Lauder, Miss Nut and Bee herself, noted purveyor of sweetly gentle, gently sweet apparel and so forth.

Price: $10.00

Condition: Deliciously Extinct

Product: American Apparel - 1 Kelly Green Woot Tee

Description: This One’s For The Kids

Wear this shirt: even if you’re a kid.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re not a kid. No, wait, that’s OK, too.

This shirt tells the world: “You can call me ‘Dinocake’, if that’s easier than ‘Cupcakeosaur’.”

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Tastes Like Excel T-Shirt

Nov.12, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

Tastes Like Excel

The Tastes Like Excel T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: Jack Malster, a.k.a. Slow Decay. He’s from the United Kingdom, where pie was first discovered, just before four and twenty blackbirds showed up. You guys really tried some freaky things to avoid using corn syrup, didn’t you?

Price: $10.00

Condition: R Squared

Product: American Apparel - 1 Brown Woot Tee

Description: Pie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree

Wear this shirt: if you’re a piper. Just kick it around a little, you’ll figure it out.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you have the kind of friends who will say “Hey, you got a little pie right there” and then do that thing where they hit your nose when you look. Stupid jerkface friends. No wonder Kafka lived alone.

This shirt tells the world: “Caution, Filling Will Be Hot!”

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Vectors In Blue T-Shirt

Nov.11, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

Vectors In Blue

The Vectors In Blue T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: MWM Graphics, the Secret Service code name for Matt W. Moore, a highly esteemed designer who lives in imaginary six-dimensional space near Portland, Maine.

Price: $10.00

Condition: Pseudo-Diagrammatic

Product: American Apparel - 1 Royal Blue Woot Tee

Description: Collector’s Edition

Wear this shirt: on those days when you wake up feeling non-representational.

Don’t wear this shirt:

This shirt tells the world: “Line, color, form, and composition are all that matter to me. OK, also oxygen. And water, I guess. And food, and shelter. Then there’s the whole companionship thing, since humans are social animals. I guess I’m more complicated than I thought.”

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