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2008: A Shirt Odyssey T-Shirt

Dec.29, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

2008: A Shirt Odyssey

The 2008: A Shirt Odyssey T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: he of the Kiwi parentage and mad illo skillz and Black Rock Collective, Shirt.Woot’s friend and yours, Blair Sayer

Price: $10.00

Condition: Rapidly Fading

Product: American Apparel - 1 Brown Woot Tee

Description: So Long, And Thanks For All The Somali Pirates

Wear this shirt: in 2024, when all this stuff will be funny again.

Don’t wear this shirt: any sooner than that.

This shirt tells the world: “I wear the year that was.”

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From the Ashes T-Shirt

Dec.28, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

From the Ashes

The From the Ashes T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: the four-fisted Derby brawler known as ramyb and Zenne. This ramyb gets around, Zenne, so we hope you’re taking the proper precautions when you “collaborate”.

Price: $10.00

Condition: Resurgent

Product: American Apparel - 1 Black Woot Tee

Description: Buy The Shirt, You Get A Phoenix

Wear this shirt: and you will be granted the power to return to this mortal plane after death. Money-back guarantee if not completely satisfied.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re on fire.

This shirt tells the world: “Like the South, the undead, and the price of gas, I will rise again. ”

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Ablaze T-Shirt

Dec.27, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

Ablaze

The Ablaze T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: Derby contestant mitohapa, a tenacious blossom forcing her way through the rock of Derby indifference, previously known for Against the Sky.

Price: $10.00

Condition: Powered-Up

Product: American Apparel - 1 Black Woot Tee

Description: Let Me Stand Next To Your Flower

Wear this shirt: to a pagan cabal near you.

Don’t wear this shirt: as a loincloth. That’s not a look you can really pull off. Sorry. Better you hear it from us than from total strangers.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m fiery, tenacious, and somewhat misshapen.”

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On the Prowl T-Shirt

Dec.26, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

On the Prowl

The On the Prowl T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: the two-headed Derby beast of ramyb and sekiyoku, who have been individually dominating the last couple of derbies. Check out their other available shirts here, here and here.

Price: $10.00

Condition: Endangered

Product: American Apparel - 1 Asphalt Woot Tee

Description: One Continuous Feline

Wear this shirt: to show your affinity for these majestic, unappreciated wonders of life on Earth. Yes, we’re talking about ramyb and sekiyoku.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you attend Auburn, or Mizzou, or Grambling, or Clemson, or Texas Southern, or Memphis, or LSU. This noble animal won’t play your mascot.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m fiercer than Sasha.”

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Random T-Shirt

Dec.25, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

Random

The Random T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: an array of talented, innovative losers.

Price: $6.66

Condition: Serendipitous

Product: American Apparel - 1 Random Woot Tee

Description: No, We Don’t Give Gift Receipts

Wear this shirt: if you’re a Midnight Flasher. Just don’t wear anything else.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you are a pirate, unless you happen to get You Are A Pirate!.

This shirt tells the world: all kinds of things you’d rather the world didn’t know. Wear with caution.

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Ugly Holiday Sweater T-Shirt

Dec.24, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

Ugly Holiday Sweater

The Ugly Holiday Sweater T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist:

Price: $10.00

Condition: sans alibi

Product: American Apparel - 1 Red Woot Tee

Description: You Gee El Why

Wear this shirt: to the après-skateboard lounge, somewhere it doesn’t snow.

Don’t wear this shirt:

This shirt tells the world: “I pick knits.”

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Office Surprise T-Shirt

Dec.23, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

Office Surprise

The Office Surprise T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: Kyle Starks, just a boy from Indiana who likes to draw – mostly scenes from famous movies re-enacted by guinea pigs. They grow ‘em weird in the Hoosier State.

Price: $10.00

Condition: Stuffy

Product: American Apparel - 1 Heather Gray Woot Tee

Description: I Believe You Have My Cold

Wear this shirt: to subtly warn your co-workers not to mess with your stapler or who knows what they’ll catch.

Don’t wear this shirt: if a stapler you know has recently died due to respiratory illness. Then it’s not funny.

This shirt tells the world: “But I can’t get sick! I hold everything together around here!”

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Nuclear Winter T-Shirt

Dec.22, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

Nuclear Winter

The Nuclear Winter T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: Steven Lefcourt, who swears to you that he did not trace this image from a photo of some broccoli. Go on, gif it up and check.

Price: $10.00

Condition: Calcium Rich

Product: American Apparel - 1 White Woot Tee

Description: Baby’s Got An Atom Bomb

Wear this shirt: in winter, of course. Immunity to cold.

Don’t wear this shirt: around clerics of equal or higher level. And some paladins, right? It’s been a while since we played, we might need to look this stuff up.

This shirt tells the world: “There will always be a need for mittens. No matter what.”

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A Wonderful Day T-Shirt

Dec.21, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

A Wonderful Day

The A Wonderful Day T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: eHalcyon, who owns a few buildings just outside of the city and can’t wait for the property values to explode.

Price: $10.00

Condition: Aww Aww Bite

Product: American Apparel - 1 Olive Woot Tee

Description: Cloverfield Babies

Wear this shirt: because you are cuddly but also violent and smashy and accidentally lit the kitchen on fire but it wasn’t your fault and how can anyone blame you and no one is mad, right? Because you didn’t do it on purpose! Promise you’re not mad?

Don’t wear this shirt: when you volunteer after an earthquake. There is a time and a place, sir or madame.

This shirt tells the world: “boomRAAAARboomRAAAARboomRAAAARboom”

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Easy Optimism T-Shirt

Dec.20, 2008 in Shirt.Woot

Easy Optimism

The Easy Optimism T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: sekiyoku, who now loves Big Brother. That was all it took? A paper bag? You could have at least held out until they used the rat mask.

Price: $10.00

Condition: Not A Toy

Product: American Apparel - 1 Cranberry Woot Tee

Description: All You Need Is Love And A Pen And Place To Set The Groceries

Wear this shirt: when you are looking to counteract your friend in the Angry Day shirt.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you would be offended to find out the bag in this drawing isn’t made from recycled paper.

This shirt tells the world: “Your actual opinions are of complete disinterest to me and I have prepared a way to make you fit into my system of beliefs more easily and without your permission. Love you!”

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