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Artist: kdeuce

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Product: American Apparel - 1 Brown Woot Tee

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Description: Listen to yourself, Gary. You sound like one of those superstitious islanders, now. A 360+ feet long squid-fish hybrid sea monster? In beautiful little Funka Bay? Don’t make me laugh. Fine, you know what? Be scared. Either way we have to finish this geological survey for the submerged floating tunnel proposal, so let’s just get it done. OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT?! Ha ha! Gotcha! Man, you are jumpy! What’s the worst that could happen? We’re in a submersible, Gary. This thing is made to handle the most extreme pressure man can overcome. I don’t care how big your stupid fish monster is, it couldn’t even touch us! Okay, joke’s over, Gary. Stop fiddling with the sonar. The whole thing’s lit up. I’m not falling for it. Gary, stop causing the hull to pop and shriek like that. GARY, YOU STOP CRUSHING THIS SUBMERSIBLE IN YOUR GIANT TENTACLES! Wear this shirt: On a small fishing boat off the coast of Japan’s northernmost prefecture. Don’t wear this shirt: In the midwest. Landlocked states just don’t appreciate sea legends. This shirt tells the world: “This explains all those Japanese movies full of tentacles. Hmm? I mean, I’ve heard about ‘em. I don’t watch them any more…than the average tentacle enthusiast.” We call this color: Way Brown Deep Below the Waves

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The Can you help me with something? It’s kind of embarrassing. T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: Spiritgreen

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Product: American Apparel - 1 Grass Woot Tee

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Description: So first off, I have no idea how it happened, but I got this virus thing on my computer and it’s really messing me up. Can you take a look at it and maybe help me delete it? Well let me show you: it happens every time I get on the internet. Just fire up IE6. What? It’s the browser I like and it works the best! Anyway, I normally don’t look at anything like this so I have no idea how I got this, okay? But it instantly opens all these pop-ups to these sites: bears with cupcakes, adorable whales, cute little pandas, a rainbow-spouting elephant, ugh! So you can fix it? Really? Oh my god, that’s so awesome. I will totally buy you lunch or something; nevermind that your normal billable hours would be roughly six times that. Just for future reference, so I can block it or something, do you know which site gave me the virus? I mean I’m not going to visit it, I just want to know. Wear this shirt: If you’re an adorable IT gal solving networking issues and looking cute doing it. Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re one of those surly IT types who’s only trying to make life regret choosing you. This shirt tells the world: “Why yes, I do have very large stack variables. Thanks for noticing.” We call this color: Alt-Ctrl-Grass

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