Wild Turkeys RULE T-Shirt

Wild Turkeys RULE

The Wild Turkeys RULE T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: Luke Wisner. If you’d like to learn more about Luke Wisner, visit your local library. Remember, according to FBI Director Williams S. Sessions, Wisners don’t use drugs!

Price: $10.00

Condition: Re-Pre-Destined

Product: American Apparel – 1 Royal Blue Woot Tee

Description: The Die Is All-Star Of Thousands

Wear this shirt: to Thanksgiving dinner, in order to make it clear that you are prepared for a do-over. Maybe you can slap the gravy with a fork and whoever gets the most on their face is the winner. Maybe you can see who can make a bigger stack of peas in twenty seconds. Maybe whoever gets the last bit of fruit in the Waldorf salad. Always room in the world for a new way to get wishes.

Don’t wear this shirt: and think about how it itches underneath. A deep itching. An itching like you’ve never felt before. Like a million ants, walking, slowly, single file, spread out from left to right, each step slow and calculated, moving in ceaseless waves from wrist to elbow. Don’t think about any of that.

This shirt tells the world: “Not so fast, Mr. Beggar, that horse isn’t ready to ride just yet.”

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