A-Rod* T-Shirt

The A-Rod* T-Shirt is the daily shirt at ShirtADay.com.

Price: $12.11

Product: 6.1 oz 100% cotton and a major brand name such as Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, Gildan, or Jerzees

Description: Dear A-Fraud, ahem, I mean A-Rod, I would like to personally thank you for your contributions to the game of baseball, and to our society as a whole. It isn’t easy for a single man to contribute so much in a lifetime, let alone in just a few short years. Your contributions to baseball and society will be long remembered after you have passed. As I sit back and reminisce, I get a warm and fuzzy feeling attempting to pick my favorite A-Rod moment. Was it the time you initiated your contract negotiations by announcing your free agency in the middle of the World Series? How about the time you were forced to crawl back to the Yankees and grovel for your job back, sans Mr. Boras? No, maybe it was the time your inappropriate relationship with Madonna was exposed? WTF were you thinking with that anyway? Since when is it cool to cheat on your wife with a 45 year-old wrinkly hag. Who cares what she looked like 20 years ago, that was 20 years ago. You of all people should realize that it doesn’t take long for your image to change for the worse. How about the time Joe Torre had to inform you that people in the clubhouse were a little put-off by the fact that you refused to fix your own coffee? Or maybe it was when you went on NBC and lied to Katie Couric and arrogantly proclaimed that you were never even tempted to take steroids because you had always found yourself being superior and more talented than all other ball players? Nah, I don’t think it was any of those. I don’t even think it was when your wife wore an explicit and totally inappropriate t-shirt to Yankee stadium. I think it would have to be the time you single handedly monopolized the sports media’s airwaves with talk about your steroid use, subsequent admission, and largely inadequate public address. You certainly earn that 27 million dollar check Mr. Fraudriguez, spend it wisely (i.e. not buying old hags dinner in Manhattan or on illegal performance enhancing narcotics.) Sincerely, America

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