1st place in Derby #156: Three , with 797 votes! T-Shirt

1st place in Derby #156: Three , with 797 votes!

The 1st place in Derby #156: Three , with 797 votes! T-Shirt is the daily shirt at Shirt.Woot.

Artist: fablefire


Condition: polycephalic

Product: American Apparel – 1 Navy Woot Tee


Description: Boy, this place is dead. And talk about your creepy clientele. Everyone who comes through here has some kind of a sob story. You think I want to listen to people wailing their regrets all day? Because I don’t. I should have stayed in obedience school. I could have been a police dog, or maybe gotten a job herding sheep or something. But no, somehow I got this bright idea in my heads that I should be a doorman. I pictured myself working a nice joint though, like Valhalla, Swarga Loka, or someplace like that. But no. I get a job at the Greek Underworld. Neuter me. Occasionally we get someone trying to sneak back out through the ropes unauthorized. So that provides some excitement. But usually I just feel bad for the schmucks. Of course they beg and plead. It’s embarrassing. I always tell ‘em I don’t make the rules; I just work here, but still they moan. I’m telling you, man, it’s Hell down here. There’s zero workplace camaraderie. And I never get a day off. They got me working like a three-headed dog. You know what that’s like? It’s RUFF, RUFF, RUFF, that’s what it’s like. Wear this shirt: with two extra neck-holes cut in the shoulders, if necessary. Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re an actual dog. Dogs in clothes are undignified. This shirt tells the world: “I performed a dozen impossible labors and all I got was this crappy t-shirt. Oh, and immortality.” We call this color: Charon, One-Man Navy On The Styx

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